May 2013
17 posts
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lets-have-awkward-sex: mickjaggerstinytodger: *gets the urge to delete all my social network accounts, drop out of school and live in the woods* you can’t just thoreau your life away like that Damn I see what you did there
May 16th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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Reblog if you're a girl that likes any of the...
gallifreyan-pizza: X-Men Avengers (that includes any of the individual characters movies) Batman Star Trek  Star Wars And pretty much anything that’s action or targeted to guys A guy friend of mine today said it was weird that my friend had all the X-Men movies because she was a girl. Needless to say we almost threw him out of the car. So I would like to prove to him that just because we...
May 12th
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The Zodiac Signs Flirting..
psych-facts: Aries -  Read More lol wtf i’m psy? i guess that’s mildly appropriate…
May 12th
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May 12th
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May 10th
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May 9th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 6th
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me: avoids getting in the shower
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: gets in the shower
me: i have ARRIVED IN PARADISE AND I SHALL NEVER LEAVE
May 2nd
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May 1st
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May 1st
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avatarassbutt: is a story even worth it if it’s not nc17 Oh my god. I literally skip anything below a M or E level rating…. That’s so sad
May 1st
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April 2013
35 posts
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Tumblr Language: A Starter's Guide
Person on Tumblr: FUCK YOU. I HATE YOU. JUST LEAVE.
Translation: You are wonderful. Something that you have just done is wonderful. I love what you do/are/said/etc. Please continue in this fashion.
Person on Tumblr: HJAIOERJTIOASJFIOASD WI3ROKJIOADSF IOAEJIOKJA!!!!!
Translation: This makes me extremely emotional. Most likely in a positive sense.
Person on Tumblr: WHAT IS YOUR FACE. I CAN'T EVEN.
Translation: You are a very attractive individual. Congratulations.
Person on Tumblr: THAT'S IT. I QUIT.
Translation: You are very talented in your given endeavor (photoshopping/fic-writing, etc). Sometimes I wonder if I could ever achieve that level of skill. Please continue what you're doing; you are an inspiration.
Person on Tumblr: I want to have sex with you.
Translation: I want to have sex with you.
Apr 30th
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surejohn221b: galehawthorne: isn’t your first birthday technically your second i am going to be up all night thinking about this and this is why korean people start off at one instead of zero.
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Require a federal minimum wage increase and... →
Let us ask the government for what we really want and need in order to live, not comfortably but AT ALL, in this country!
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 26th
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allonsytimelord: im on the bus and an old woman just smiled and winked at me because I’m grinning at my phone and i think she thinks im talking to a boy but im actually reading gay fanfic omfg oh god dass me 
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Where the hell is all the Hemlock Grove fanfiction????? I need Peter/Roman like WHAT.
Apr 23rd
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Apr 22nd
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zackisontumblr: i have 3 moods: skips every song on my ipod lets the music play without interruption plays the same song on repeat for days omg this
Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 11th
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Who has a crush on me?
laughingstation:   damn sing it girrl
Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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cj-twig: i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem basically you want to be a father damn. penis envy strikes again.
Apr 11th
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My Grandpa: What I don't get about boobs is. Okay, yeah, they're attractive. Boobs are hot. And women can show off the top of them. 67% of the top of your boob can be visible. And then the bottoms can show too. And the sides are no big deal. In fact, any part of your breast is okay to be seen but your nipple. And nipples are what men and women's breasts have in common.
Me: I'm SAYIN'.
Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 10th
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When people say my OTP isn't real.
Rule #1 of shipping: Always reblog this.  Accurate. 진실.
Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 2nd
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WHEN I TRY TO EXPLAIN THE GAME OF THRONES TO...
hashtag-true: it’s truely a way of being, honestly
Apr 2nd
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When I just finish memorizing glycolysis and my...
totalpremedmove: dammmmn
Apr 2nd
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