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cj-twig:

i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem

basically you want to be a father

damn. penis envy strikes again.

(Source: crazyfrogvevo)

My Grandpa: What I don't get about boobs is. Okay, yeah, they're attractive. Boobs are hot. And women can show off the top of them. 67% of the top of your boob can be visible. And then the bottoms can show too. And the sides are no big deal. In fact, any part of your breast is okay to be seen but your nipple. And nipples are what men and women's breasts have in common.
Me: I'm SAYIN'.
the-absolute-funniest-posts: This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog. s’cuse me sir. but i think there might be a problem with your gas pump…
thewolffenrir: cap-out-of-time: myanonymouslove: roymeowstang: missing-misha: sassyasspeterhale: subite-vene-in-misha: weirdnessincarnate: 221-winchester-angel: I’m putting this up again, just to remind people Don’t forget countries. And planets. #and operating systems and objects, like cars and such (impala and pie) *PS: I can ship you. Consider yourself warned. all of this yes sometimes I even ship my followers Fuck I ship my friends. I ship myself with my friends ooc: My friend M and I were coming up with ships for our coworkers the other night, OK? //Don’t forget about that time tumblr shipped shipping companies. and websites. and different species. oh the joy that is fanfiction. such freedom!
When people say my OTP isn’t real.

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Rule #1 of shipping: Always reblog this. 

Accurate.

진실.

(Source: kpoporgtfo)

i like diss.. it’s like, too hot to keep eating but it’s too good to stop
WHEN I TRY TO EXPLAIN THE GAME OF THRONES TO SOMEONE THAT CLEARLY HASN’T HEARD OF IT

hashtag-true:

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it’s truely a way of being, honestly

When I just finish memorizing glycolysis and my professor starts lecturing about gluconeogenesis and Kreb’s

totalpremedmove:

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dammmmn

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