cj-twig:

i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem

basically you want to be a father

damn. penis envy strikes again.

(Source: crazyfrogvevo)

My Grandpa: What I don't get about boobs is. Okay, yeah, they're attractive. Boobs are hot. And women can show off the top of them. 67% of the top of your boob can be visible. And then the bottoms can show too. And the sides are no big deal. In fact, any part of your breast is okay to be seen but your nipple. And nipples are what men and women's breasts have in common.
Me: I'm SAYIN'.
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s’cuse me sir. but i think there might be a problem with your gas pump…
thewolffenrir:

cap-out-of-time:

myanonymouslove:

roymeowstang:

missing-misha:

sassyasspeterhale:

subite-vene-in-misha:

weirdnessincarnate:

221-winchester-angel:

I’m putting this up again, just to remind people 

Don’t forget countries.
And planets.

#and operating systems

and objects, like cars and such (impala and pie)

*PS: I can ship you.
Consider yourself warned.

all of this yes
sometimes I even ship my followers

Fuck I ship my friends. I ship myself with my friends

ooc: My friend M and I were coming up with ships for our coworkers the other night, OK?

//Don’t forget about that time tumblr shipped shipping companies.

and websites. and different species. oh the joy that is fanfiction. such freedom!

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Rule #1 of shipping: Always reblog this. 

Accurate.

진실.

(Source: kpoporgtfo)

i like diss.. it’s like, too hot to keep eating but it’s too good to stop

hashtag-true:

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it’s truely a way of being, honestly

totalpremedmove:

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dammmmn

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